What I typed into ChatGPT:

Write a funny and witty LinkedIn post about lateral associate movement during the holidays.

What ChatGPT wrote:

It’s that time of year again! The holiday season is upon us and you know what that means… Lateral associate movement!

No, not the kind where you’re physically moving from one place to another (although that can be stressful too). I’m talking about the annual tradition of associates switching firms for better opportunities and perks.

Some might call it job-hopping, but let’s be real – it’s just smart career management. And who doesn’t love a little extra cash in their holiday bonus?

So if you’re a lateral associate on the move this season, don’t be afraid to spread your wings and fly to greener pastures. And if you’re on the receiving end, try not to get too Scrooge-like and remember the true meaning of the season: giving and receiving large signing bonuses.

Happy holidays and happy lateral associate movement to all!

Be Uncommon